why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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