so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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