I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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