wrigley field is MILF paradise
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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