She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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