why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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