So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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