Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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