Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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