The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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