There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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