do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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