everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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