her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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