At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize