i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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