dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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