I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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