Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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