I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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