So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Randomize