grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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