She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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