i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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