they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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