So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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