Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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