from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I want a musical about memes.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Randomize
