halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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