Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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