In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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