awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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