ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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