yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
So much Jack, so little girl.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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