so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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