just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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