Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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