They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
we're so committed to being not committed
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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