part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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