you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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