NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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