There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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