hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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