Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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