u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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