I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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