sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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