normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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