I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
