glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
