Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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