i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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