You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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