BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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